Sailor V AU bc it's funny and also adorable

[starless_sky]

 It's a pleasant sunny day in Insomnia. Noctis was a human for the time being, but for how long he didn't dare to guess. He wanted to be rid of his curse but he doubted it would ever happen. He was awkward and quiet and very charmless. He happened to make it to the top of a prestigious gaming development company and had his dream job. He was even able to work from home which worked very well with his... condition. Who would ever believe that he was a sexless man because he turned into a cat any time he got aroused? And only an act of true love brought him back. Usually he had to do something for his friends or his father to change back but he'd gone days or weeks before without being able to change back.
 

it was a humiliating and challenging journey, learning to stock food and water that he could get to and having to learn to use a toilet as a cat. And his computer too.

But that wasn't right now, right now he was working on his computer as a human being sitting at a table outside at a cafe. He was sipping coffee and reading an article about The Oracle, the gorgeous woman who saved the city from various monsters and daemons that might attack it. He had been a fan of her for a long time but he wanted to know who she was, who she really was. And also he was working on a game based on her. It was his pet project but his supervisor knew about it and approved. Their game would be a best seller.

He sat casually, ignoring people in case he get any ideas about a cute girl or something. This was unlike him, he didn't normally go out in public and stay out like this. It was too risky with his problem. He didn't want to turn into a cat in front of others. All around him everyone was going on about the latest monster that the oracle took care of. Her heroic photos were all over the web. He smiled as he looked at her. She was pretty.... shit shit, better close that up. Better get back to work. Coding, ones and zeros... yes, plain stuff. Easy things. Neutral....

 

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[starless_sky]

If he knew her thoughts he'd be blushing but lucky for him he's thinking the same thing about her. She's radiant, gorgeous, she's so soft and so blonde and curvy in just the right ways. She looks both gentle and strong, her voice was the perfect timbre and he just can't put words to it, this perfection before him. All the little ways she pleases him.

That's why he needs to get up and walk away before he says something stupid to her. He needs the break in the line while he thinks about how to talk to a beautiful pseudo-stranger he was trying to remeber. Then he is back at the table with the pastries.

"No no, not at all. Help yourself, I got it for you if you want it, as thanks for letting me commandeer this table." he tries to minimize the space he's taking up with his laptop. "And are you sure? I could have sworn..." he studies her face for a bit before he shrugs. "Guess you're right but I could swear I know you from something... more than that."

He perks up at the opportunity to talk about his game work. He smiles "Yeah I'm making a new game for my company, you wanna know a secret? It's about The Oracle. I know it's cliche but no one else ever made a game of her and I... I love her." he smiled warmly thinking about it. The Oracle... he has a thing for his beautiful savior.

"Huh? No no you gotta stay here, I'll let you play on my computer, the rain will drench you if you go out there. Or better yet... yeah, you play on my laptop, I can run across the street and get an umbrella. That'll be my thanks for you letting me sit here." and another break for him away from his lovely table mate. Gotta calm down before he goes feline.

[luxoraculi]

If she knew his thoughts, she'd be in the same damn boat. She hasn't been able to stop thinking about the young man sitting across from her, and it's a wonderful, strange thing to have him sitting right across the table from her, talking to her as though they've known one another for years. This handsome, wonderful man she'd fought so hard to protect and had fortunately succeeded... she could get lost in those eyes.

"Thank you very much... as it would happen, I didn't have time to eat today, so this is very much appreciated. Thank you." She smiles and takes the offered pastry. Strawberry is her favorite thing ever -- put that fruit in anything and she'll eat it. It's even sweeter than the man she's fallen completely head over heels for bought it for her. "I'm positive... really, I'm a nobody that just frequents this place for their coffee."

She nearly chokes on her coffee at his next words, though, but manages to hide the sound by taking a huge gulp of the still piping hot liquid. He's... he's in love with her? Well... technically, not her The Oracle. She's heard that from a lot of people, just empty words really, but Noctis seems dedicated, especially so because he's gone so far as to make a game.

"That sounds wonderful... I'm sure it will be a huge success," she begins with a smile. "You love her, though? Really? I'll bet she'd be glad to hear you say that. Anyone with half a brain would be happy to hear such a handsome, kind man confess such strong feelings for them." Because her heart is about to pound out of her chest... but she reminds herself, again. He's in love with the Oracle, not her.

"I couldn't let you do that, silly... besides, you've already done enough for me. You bought me this yummy pastry, remember?" She blinks up at him. "Really, I don't mind! It's nice to have such pleasant company. You need not blow off any money on me... erm, anymore than you already have, at least."